1. My girlfriends won’t let me out of bed long enough.
2. Busy perfecting a new spicy food recipe.
3. Can’t stop laughing at all those Joe Biden gaffes.
4. I like sleeping.
5. Trying to finish the next Great American Novel.
6. Still trying to figure out what “meme” means.
7. Too busy hanging outside Drew Barrymore’s house shirtless trying to impress her.
8. Waiting in line for those Labor Day sales at the mall.
9. Found myself in Tijuana with only one kidney and only three cents to my name.
10. One word: LOLcats.
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